Crows beat Lions 15/8/10

I asked Stephan Bonnar about the game and he said, “I like winning ugly, and boy did that look ugly!”  I said, “A win’s a win Stephan, what are you on about, Tippett kicked five goals.”  No that conversation never happened, haha!  The Gold Coast Collossus got the first sausage roll, which was a pleasant surprise!

The Porpus got a whack in the head, and received a 50m penalty; he slotted a lovely goal!  It was probably no worse than some Sonnen ear boxing, but never mind.  Soon after a Douglas long bomb found a gaggle of Lions, but the Porpus was the last man standing, a bit like Nathan Corbett.  You have to keep your feet; I hope Brodie Martin was watching this footage.  The Porpus shrugged off a would-be-tackler like he was a Matyushenko rag doll, and waltzed in kicking a superb goal!  It reminded me of Munoz on Okami; well if you stretch your imagination.

Another vintage Sloane handball found Kurt Tippett, who snapped a champagne goal from the goal square.  Sloane’s handballs are very well weighted, unlike Thiago Alves, haha!  Half a pound over; fair suck of the sav Dana White; you have to be more easy going like me.  Tippett snapped another goal soon after, and I had to put my parka on, because it was raining goals!

The Porpus was just toying with the Lions, when he turned them inside out, and snapped a goal on the left!  I never knew Lions liked candy!  Ricky Henderson got out his rocket launcher, and just unleashed this goal seeking missile, that never looked like missing!  11 points up at half-time apparently.

Early in the third quarter another long bomb found Tippett, who was eating up long bombs, like Roy Nelson ate punches!  Five sausage rolls and a few apple turnovers for my man Kurt!  Dead eye Dick kicked a goal soon after, and I relaxed enough to fart!  But that was foolish, because the Lions came back harder than Anderson Silva!  The scores were dead even at three-quarter-time.

Early in the last quarter nobody could score; a bit like my love life!  But the much maligned James Sellar took a strong mark, and made no mistake with his shot on goal!  I ate some humble pie soon after.  The last few minutes were tighter than an asian pussy!  Van Berlo was the unlikely hero kicking a captain’s goal that won the game!  And didn’t he just love it!  So I had a VB to celebrate!  Big Tex won best bull in Birmingham, Alabama, so Neil Craig gave him the week off to celebrate, haha!

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