Adelaide Crows

Some days you win, some days you lose. GSP said that about MMA but I like it. Only 29,000 crowd; I had more people at my wedding. It was raining lightly before the game, and there were too many fairy floss supporters with their ponchos on. Halle Berry got wetter than me when she read my last wall post.

The members were all cuddled up in the top stand with their dick warmers on, and licking Sambuca off Arianny’s breasts. No, that’s impossible; Arianny was in Oakland California for UFC 117. Those type of shenanigans only happen in the super boxes anyway.

There ain’t no sunshine for Sonnen; only triangles everyday. I felt a bit sorry for Sonnen, because he won the first four rounds, then got caught in a triangle in the fifth round. Anyway back to the football. It’s all a bit vague to me now. I remember Van Berlo kicking a goal up my end, with a puppy dog snapping at his heels. Not really his heels; it was more the side of his body.

When Thommo slotted a set shot, I thought it was going to be a good night. But finding a multiple goal scorer, was like trying to find a Katamaran CD in my house.  I found it today, I am so happy!  Katamaran: Didge Drum & Bass; if that doesn’t energise me, I don’t know what will.  The Porpus played well, and kicked a couple of goals I believe. Johncock was rock hard as always, and best on ground if you ask me.

The first half was a blur, so I will talk about the second half instead. I was so tense in the third quarter that I couldn’t even fart. The seagulls were a pleasant distraction, and seemed to have a better formation than the Crows. Actually the third quarter was a blur too, maybe I should talk about the last quarter. My heart’s not in this!

The rain became heavier in the last quarter, and it washed away the pain of last week. It was only then that I wished I had worn a raincoat or poncho. But even the rain couldn’t quench the goal drought. I think Knights was still thinking about Arianny’s breasts instead of getting the footy; or was that just me? Martin spent more time on his ass than Anderson Silva.

I thought the umpiring was crap in the last quarter. Tippett got molested; if that happened in the streets, the offender would get jail time. Bulldogs were given some soft frees, and the Crows were given none. One Bulldogs player ran about 10km over the mark, and Symes tried to point it out, but it was all in vain. I would have had Josh Rosenthal umpiring; he normally lets things flow; just ask Shane Carwin.

In conclusion, I would have put Porplyzia in the forward line in the last quarter. There was no polish in the forward 50 in the last quarter. Knights was running around like a lost sheep. Even Doughty couldn’t herd him, haha! I thought Doughty’s body language was much better than last week, GOOD JOB! We lost though, did I mention that? We only had to kick two goals in the last quarter to win, and we couldn’t even do that. Ciao Bellas!